How's that for a title? Seeing as how I'm still pretending that someone, other than myself, is reading this...this one is for the ladies. I am currently riding the cotton pony, surfing the crimson wave. There is no bun in the oven. The pain I was in when I woke up this morning was ridiculous. And it got me wondering why this curse upon women is referred to as a "period". I'm sure google will answer that for me but I have decided to no longer call it that. Because nothing a woman feels or says during this time should be followed by a period. An exclamation point is what's needed. "My God, it hurts!" "I need chocolate!" "Get away from me!" "Just hold me!" See what I mean?
PS - I tried posting a handful of times but my tablet was acting a damn fool, hence the 2 week gap between posts.
PS - I tried posting a handful of times but my tablet was acting a damn fool, hence the 2 week gap between posts.